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All materials contained on this site are protected by United States copyright law and may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, displayed, published or broadcast without the prior written permission of Robert Pietri or in the case of third party materials, the owner of that content. Are you still reading this? Really? I was going to use this space to plant keywords for Google searches, stuff like filmmaker, commercials, short-listed for a MacArthur fellowship, etc.. Boy, this is a little uncomfortable.

Hi. My name is Robert Pietri. I am a filmmaker and art director. This is my website (pretty slick, huh?), where you can look at my work and keep track of me. By that I mean keep track of my projects, not like stalking me or... things of that nature. (pause) That would not be fun. (pause) Believe me, the last thing I want is to be hog-tied in the basement of some nut-job in a Santa suit, who has been collecting my fingernail clippings and making sculptures out of them while listening to hidden messages in the White Album. No thanks! Tapping “Call the police” in morse code to the gas man with the side of my head is not my idea of a good time! (long pause) Yeah, so... Enjoy!